Attempt at humor

We got a comment stating that our web sites are too serious, so here is a joke...

There was once a person who passed away. As he stood in front of the heavenly tribunal he was approached by a fearsome angel. More frightening then the angel was the large whip he held in his hand.

"I have come to punish you for the sin of discussing monetary and business issues on the Holy day of Shabbot" said the angel.

Overcome with fear he managed to reply that he never used the term dollars when discussing money on Shabbos and instead used the phrase "Chala rolls". (ex: When someone asked him how much he paid for his car he would say 5,000 Chala rolls).

"In that case" replied the angel "the thing in my hand is not a whip, it is a piece of paper".

Gilgul Sheleg

Alufim do a 2 day fast. The first night Alufim go to Kever Shmuel Hanavi and do the Tikkun of Harav Yosef Dayan. During the day Alufim gather to do Tikkun Yesod of the Ben Ish Chi. Second day Alufim gather to do Kabalas Ol Malchus Shamiyim from Rebbe Aharon Ruteh.

Close to the end of the fast Alufay Azus Dkedusha do Gilgul Sheleg in the snow that came down in Yerushalim.

Erev Shabbos

Alufay Azus Dkedusha go to the tzion of the Emrai Emes of Ger who was known for being a big Shomer Habris, and recite the Tikkun Haklali.

Alufim also make a siyum on Chumash Rashi.

Week of Vayeshev

Alufim do 2 reg fasts and gather to do Tikkun Hayesod of the Ben Ish Chi

Alufay Azus Dkedusha immerse in the ARIs Mikvah and then recite Tikkun Haklali by the Kever of the ARI Hakadosh.

Week of Vayishlach

Alufim do a 2 day fast