We got a comment stating that our web sites are too serious, so here is a joke...
There was once a person who passed away. As he stood in front of the heavenly tribunal he was approached by a fearsome angel. More frightening then the angel was the large whip he held in his hand.
"I have come to punish you for the sin of discussing monetary and business issues on the Holy day of Shabbot" said the angel.
Overcome with fear he managed to reply that he never used the term dollars when discussing money on Shabbos and instead used the phrase "Chala rolls". (ex: When someone asked him how much he paid for his car he would say 5,000 Chala rolls).
"In that case" replied the angel "the thing in my hand is not a whip, it is a piece of paper".
We will not rest until we destroy all the Erev Rav, Klipot and bring the age of Mashiach
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